Teenage jizz consumption has reached epic proportions. Here's a few early warning signs:

? Does she have trouble swallowing and/or frequently complains of sore throats?
? Do they know her by her first name at the local family planning clinic?
? Is her clothing stained and soiled with crusty white stuff when she comes home?
? Is her new best buddie named Peter North?
? Has she been spotted wearing safety glasses or visors indoors?

Your girlbuddie/wife may be a Teenage Jizz Junkie, should you answered yes to any of these questions. Seeking professional help is an option, but pressing play on this . Just say yes to jizz... everybody's doing it! Bonus Spanish Language Track.